This post is especially for The Dame
who is bitterly jealous of my most fabulous skills because she
wishes she was half as awesome as I am asked for it.
When I'm not out conquering the weak and pathetic minions of the surrounding kingdoms, I put my creative mind to good use.
NOT THAT WAY PERVERT!! Okay, that way too... but I don't blog about that.
Anywhooo...
This is Part 1 of my Sewing Tutorial 101 for anyone who
is a cheap miserly bitch like myself wants to learn how to fashion some cheap and easy
like most of the hookers around here clothes for the kiddos
(because we may be a bunch of hookers, but that doesn't mean we want to dress our kids in department store skankism!)
